Gotta love Pastor jokes...

Last Sunday PK (aka: Pastor Ken) was preaching on a passage in 1 Peter (wives/husbands). He used two joke illustrations for his sermon...one was BEYOND cheezy and the other actually made me laugh!!

Joke #1 (I like this one): One day a husband asked his wife "Honey, why is it that the Lord made women so beautiful but also so naive?" The woman responded "Well, that's easy. God made women beautiful so that we would catch your attention. God made women naive so that you would catch ours" BAHA!! I loved it :)

Joke #2 (warning: this joke is brutal): A husband and wife were arguing over who should make the coffee in the morning. "But you always make breakfast for us. This is part of your responsibilty as well" argued the husband. "Well you get up before me and it makes sense if you make the coffee because it will be ready by the time we want to drink it" responded the wife. She then added "Besides, it says in the Bible that men are supposed to make the coffee!" The husband laughed and said "Show me where in the Bible it says that and I'll make the coffee". The woman went over to her Bible and opened it up. "See, on the top of several pages it says it: Hebrews". INSERT GONG!!